what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
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my favorite japanese mascot is that baseball bird with the red cheeks. i dont know what its name is
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Twitter reacts to the Michael Dunn sentence today. Dunn was sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole.
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tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever
if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt
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helen’s eating all my white cheddar cheez-its and using all my toilet paper. and refuses to wash her feet. i fucking hate her
what a fiend
friend*
freend
i can hear you chewing. shut the goddamn hell up
